- Anti Joke

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.