- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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