What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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