Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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