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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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