- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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