- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Women's rights.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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