A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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