- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How did the black person die? Of old age

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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