- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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