- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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