- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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