- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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