- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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