Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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