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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A van drives into a car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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