BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A man died.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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