- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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