why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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