- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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