- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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