What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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