- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

hers a joke... japanese people

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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