- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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