- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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