Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

no.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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