- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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