Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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