- Anti Joke

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Christ is a conspiracy

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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