why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Tilt your screen back .

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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