What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Donald Trump

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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