- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What do you call an arab ?

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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