Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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