- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

No it doesnt..

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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