- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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