Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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I read the terms of service.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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