010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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