- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

i found waldo.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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