A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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