Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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