what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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