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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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