- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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