- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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