- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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