Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

The adventures of Helen Keller:

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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