- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A van drives into a car.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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