A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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