- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Urban ghettos

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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