Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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