how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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i like turtles

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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