- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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