- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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