- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

VITAMIN C!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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