- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

say it ten times fast: oh

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A midget walked under a bar.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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