The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

outside your comfort zone

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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