Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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