DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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