Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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