- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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