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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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