- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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