- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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