- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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