- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Chuck Norris.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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