- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Grace Ackerson

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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