- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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