Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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