What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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