How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Anti Joke

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