What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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