- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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