- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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