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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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