Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

I wrote a funny joke.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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