- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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