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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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