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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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