Wanna hear a joke? no

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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