- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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