Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

This is an anti-joke.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A guy walks into a bar

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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