- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A black person dies.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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