Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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