- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock knock Fuck off!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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