How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What page are you on The gay page.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

HELLO EVERYONE

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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