- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Okay.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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