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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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