- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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