- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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