What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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