Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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