- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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