- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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