- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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