Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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