How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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