- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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