Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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