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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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