Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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I'm Polish.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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My cat just died.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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