why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gay rights.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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