Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

guess what>? your mum lol

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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