I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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were at work systems r down

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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