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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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