Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Tunechi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Apple hates Blackberry.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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