- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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