- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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