- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

My spelling is horrible

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Im taking a shit right now.

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