Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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