Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

I'm homeless.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

womans rights...

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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