- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i saw amango it splootered

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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