So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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star wars kid

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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No soup for you!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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