- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your girlfriend.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A women left the kitchen.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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