- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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