- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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