- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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