A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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