- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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