A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

i have two hands.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Gus's mom

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

how much fish could a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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