when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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