What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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