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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Albert <3 Hunter

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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