- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I named my son ps2 controller

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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