- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

I had friends on the Death Star.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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