Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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