- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A man did not like this site

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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