- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

No your aunties a joke

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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