A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

[Set up] [No punch line]

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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