- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

knock knock Goodbye

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

A van drives into a car.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock knock Fuck off!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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