- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's 1+1? 69.

I'm Polish.

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