What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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