whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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