- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

read this sentence again.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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