- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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