What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Equal rights!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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