- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??