A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A young baby died.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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your mom.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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