- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

This is an anti-joke.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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