Whats worse than suicide? death

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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12 in general

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What is life? Paul.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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