What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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