- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Jordan is pregant

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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