Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Anti Joke

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