why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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womens rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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