whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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