Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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