- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

I'm Coming

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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