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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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