A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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