- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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