What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Anti Joke

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