- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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