- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

the WNBA.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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