- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

No soap radio

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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