- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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