What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

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