what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How you know when dislextic

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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whats white jizz

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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