What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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someone called someone else a frog

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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