What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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