How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

12/23/2012

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Anti Joke

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