Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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how man

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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