Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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