What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

No

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

America

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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