Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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